What the fuck? The scrote in this pic put his hands on his wife's throat and tackled her to the ground just to smash cake on her face for a "cute wedding stunt". Why even do that if it's going to be so violent looking and uncomfortable? Seriously, I've seen like two videos where grooms even went overboard and smashed an entire cake circle on their wives' heads to "win the fight", and it looks like it hurts. I've seen these videos of the wife and groom putting up a struggle and practically fighting each other because one of them wants to smash cake in the other one's face. The cake smashing has got to be the worst. I just discovered that grooms pranking their wives on their wedding day in front of everyone and camera was and still is a thing. Im 28 years old and I dream of getting married and having children, but if I could be a vampire I’d no longer give a fuck. I will spend the day slumbering in a beautiful cosy coffin. I can still enjoy the outdoors, just in the darkness. I can have a dip in the ocean since it’s not holy water. I can go hiking in the woods at night without walking into trees. Vampires can probably see in the dark quite well, and I always see more impressive nature at night anyway. I love nature and hiking but I don’t mind. I can’t see myself in the mirror so I have to do my hair and makeup using an iPad or camera (I intend to always look glamorous and well put together even while slumbering in my coffin) how I can never feel the warmth of the sun on my skin again and never walk in the daylight. I want to suck and drain the blood of moids. I want to watch over my family and my ancestors for centuries. I want 100 years to seem like 10 due to my immortality. How it’d make my dull brown eyes a luminous amber, how my skin would become clear and my hair shiny and I could go through life with the knowledge that all the people who have wronged me or looked down on me will become decrepit sick and old before eventually rotting in their coffin whilst I live forever. I want to hypnotise people, drain their blood, turn into an owl or a bat and soar through the night sky in search of prey. And they need to consume human blood, what’s the point if they can just drink deer blood and still get their powers?) I fantasise about what it would be like regularly and it makes me genuinely sad it will never happen. Vampires shouldn’t sparkle in the sun, that ruins them as far as I’m concerned. I consume any and all media about vampires, I read any books and watch any films or tv shows that feature them (except twilight.
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